There's this great store on Main Street in Newark that sells all kinds of great stuff. One thing is this collection of buttons with witty messages on them. I can't help but buy a few almost every time I go in the store. I've given away many - you know, you see the perfect one for a friend or relative, you have to get it for them. It's also a treat for my kids, “Go ahead, pick out a button, I'll buy it for you.”
My main collection (the ones I kept for myself) is scattered around my computer screen at home - I figured I'd share with you the little messages I have hanging around my place:
“Another Deadline, Another Miracle”
“Power corrupts, Absolute power is kind of neat.”
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts”
“You people and your quaint little categories”
“Angst-Free Zone: no wallowing!”
“If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well DANCE”
“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice”
“Tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm”
“If your coalition isn't driving you crazy, it isn't broad enough”
“I'm one of THEM, and I vote”
“Little chance of success, Certainty of death. What are we waiting for?”
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